Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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