If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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