I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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