thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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