Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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