fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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