I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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