Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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