youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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