Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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