Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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