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• (281): View more from Texas

  what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.

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• (716): View more from New York

  he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.

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• (619): View more from California

  he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.

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• (707): View more from California

  New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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• (510): View more from California

  After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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