Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements