i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is Oprah even human
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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