Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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