forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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