You're so nebulous sometimes
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.