I'm going to jail i love you
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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