Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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