No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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