apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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