State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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