I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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