I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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