So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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