You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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