I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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