it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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