if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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