At least make sure they are 18
Why
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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