This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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