If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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