thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Your penis caused this!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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