I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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