there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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