Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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