Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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