When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
why does every cop we meet know your name?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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