your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
