mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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