i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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