What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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