I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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