how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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