What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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