that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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