i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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