The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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