That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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