I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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