ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
how drunk are you?
Several
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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