That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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