Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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