yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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