Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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