Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So drunk its hurt
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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