And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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